I want cereal!
NO MILK.
I want a sandwich!
NO CHEESE.
I want a cookie!
NO COOKIE.
I want a taco!
NO TORTILLAS.
THIS HOUSE SUCKS I’M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME MY MOM OBVIOUSLY WANTS ME TO STARVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
We got Team USA:
and Team Australia:
So let me just whip out that $200 I just have lyin’ around, rotting…..
WHY ARE THEY ALL SO COOL.
I’m gonna limit myself and just get the basic USA one because 1. I need to save money to go to the FireMercs July tourney in Los Angeles. 2. I don’t support any single player on the team enough to choose their replica jersey over another player’s. 3. I don’t feel comfortable having a custom jersey without actually being on the team.
I done did my workout, and I’m not as pissed. Still angry, but I don’t want to punch everything anymore. I’m cool now, and tomorrow I will handle this situation in a cool fashion, and if it means we break up again, well, cool. It may be for the best.
I’m sorry you want to go out and do things every day. I’m sorry you expected me to want to immediately go out and run around after getting off work. I’m sorry I don’t do enough spontaneous things. I’m sorry I don’t have all the money in the world to spend on going to the movies or going bowling or going out on long drives with no destination in my gas guzzling vehicle for hours every fucking day. I’m especially sorry that when we do go out and do stuff you don’t even seem to have a good time.
Maybe now you understand why I’m pissed? Maybe now you can see why I think you want somebody else. I’ve changed quite a bit for you, and I always try to be a better boyfriend, but I don’t think I’ll ever be enough for you.
I don’t like movies that much. I’m not rich enough to go do everything you can. I don’t enjoy hanging out with your parents because they don’t like me. I absolutely need my down time.
I’m sorry for all that. I’m sorry I don’t have everything you want. If you’re fine with that, then quit continuously trying to change me. If you aren’t fine with that, then fuck off. I’ll be fine on my own. Always have been. Always will be.
What you should say upon waking up in the morning.
as my blood is red.
I enjoy to write and enjoy when my thought are read.
As you can see, alliteration, hyperbole; all poetic stimulation excites me.
But to keep this on paper is blasphemy; I refuse it!
I add a little rhythm and call it music.
With the right key and time signature, any lines can have some allure.
Does it have to rhyme? No.
Is it cool when it does? Sure.
For the most part though, everyone I know seems to think it’s weird that I don’t care what strangers think about me. Like when I wear my soffe shorts to practice. “People totally think you’re gay!” Yeah, so? There’s nothing wrong with being gay. “How can people respect you when you wear girls shorts?” Because I work my ass off to earn respect through my playing and leadership abilities, my appearance has nothing to do with it.
When I had a mohawk, when I sing in public, when I tell people about “embarrassing” things I’ve done, people look at me like I’m crazy, and I could care less. Normal is boring, and I hate being bored :)
Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body.
Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of.
Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about.
Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you.
Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage.
Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal.
Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird.
Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower.
Nymphodora Tonks- Something you would change about your appearance.
Fred and George Weasley- The last prank you pulled on someone, or someone pulled on you.
Voldemort- If you were to make a Horcrux, it would be…
Moaning Myrtle- The last thing to make you cry.
Sirius Black- Have you ever taken the blame for something you didn’t do?
Dobby- What is your most loved article of clothing?
Peeves the Poltergeist- What is the best/funniest insult you’ve used/heard?
Sybill Trelawney- When was the last time you experienced Deja Vu?
Filius Flitwick- What is your favorite spell from the Harry Potter series?
Lily Potter- Is there anyone you love so much you would die for?
Arthur Weasley- What piece of “Muggle” technology fascinates you most?
Mundungus Fletcher- Have you ever stolen anything?
Viktor Krum- If you were a Quidditch player, what position would you play?
Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself?
Hedwig- What was your all-time favorite pet, or, if you’ve never had one, your all-time favorite birthday gift.
Albus Dumbledore- What is your proudest accomplishment? (Dumbledore’s is, of course, being featured on a Famous Wizards Chocolate Frog Card)do this and i will repay you in sexual favors because hp.